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This creepy iPhone case forces you to interact with Siri. This case covers the smartphone’s screen, revealing only the home button. That way, Siri leaves you no choice but to interact with her. It’s on sale for $90. (Source)
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BAN VALHALLA!
Join the movement to ban Valhalla by Ari Bach! A novel is nothing these days until it’s been banned from at least one school, library or book club. Harry Potter has been banned for perceived satanism, Looking For Alaska for sex and language, Hunger Games for violence. Valhalla has all of these and more and dang it, it deserves a ban. Please help send Valhalla to the ranks of the forbidden and write your local hate groups, PTAs and other moral policing organizations!
Valhalla features:
- 34 fucks, 24 shits, 11 craps and 5 bitches!
- A frequent masturbator, common nudity and an instance of sex!
- Countless acts of bloody violence!
- Lesbian main characters! Warn your local homophobe!
- Even more instances of gory violence!
- A joke about balls!
- Violence using bombs, knives, microwave guns and a walrus!
- A guy who does drugs!
- A surgically modified drill penis!
- Numerous occult references!
- A torture scene!
- Casual blasphemy!
- Cannibalism!
- Militarism!
- Sadism!
- Philosophy of a grievously deviant nature!
Come on people, if they can ban Where’s Waldo for nudity, if they can ban James and the Giant Peach for the word “ass,” if they can ban Captain Underpants and Lord of the Flies for being age inappropriate, If they can ban Bridge to Terabithia and The Golden Compass for being anti-religious, if they can ban The Giver and The Most Dangerous Game for violence, damn it if they can ban Anne Frank for being bisexual then by God we can ban Valhalla!
Valhalla by Ari Bach: BAN THIS BOOK!
i thought Fahrenheit 451 taught us something about censorship a long time ago..
Indeed it did! Valhalla, like most books, burns at 451 degrees (233 Celsius). An important lesson. Now, I’ll stop short of saying all books should be burned or even banned, but for Valhalla there is no question.
Valhalla contains a very dangerous philosophy: The philosophy that those people rejected by society, the rebels and kooks and weirdos and dark minded- It says they’re the ones actually holding society together.
Surely you see what would happen if this book got popular. Deviants would start to feel good about themselves. Unique individuals would be proud of their individuality. The monolithic corporate capitalist establishment would be challenged, the downtrodden would rally and rejoice! If this book gets big, the world changes. So we need to stop it NOW.
Ban Valhalla by Ari Bach! Take the necessary steps!
- Use #BanValhalla to share your thoughts on this wicked novel if you’ve read it!
- Write to Focus on the Family and other moral organizations demanding they review or at least warn people about this deviltry.
- Follow The Walrus Squad for updates from its nefarious author.
- Familiarize yourself with the novel by reading its free chapters here under “Look Inside” so you can better denounce it.
- Buy up all the copies so nobody else can get them. Give them to people you trust so they can see the danger.
- Keep an wary eye out for its sequel, Ragnarök, coming soon from Harmony Ink Press!
And may fate have mercy on its author.
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